Security through obscurity

Submitted By: admin on June 27, 2024

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Hackers can't reverse engineer your code if you are not sure what you are doing and just write spaghetti code.

Expecting failure

Submitted By: admin on June 13, 2024

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Can I succeed if I always expect SyntaxError?

Coding with AI

Submitted By: admin on June 11, 2024

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If it takes longer to correct it, I will do it myself.

Gif & Git

Submitted By: admin on June 7, 2024

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"Gif" is fine, but how could anyone ever pronounce "git"?!!!!

Write less, do more

Submitted By: admin on June 5, 2024

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JQuery: write less, do more...

Monk as a Service

Submitted By: admin on June 3, 2024

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Monks as a Service: protection from evil bugs and evil people.

Normal people vs. Programmer

Submitted By: admin on May 30, 2024

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Programmers use different words than normal people... they have their code to communicate.

Fast paced environment

Submitted By: admin on May 30, 2024

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They are always in a hurry because they are incompetent in planning. 

Pointer to void

Submitted By: admin on May 28, 2024

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If you point at void long enough, the void will point back.

Coding chair vs. Debugging chair

Submitted By: admin on May 27, 2024

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What is the chair that you spend the most time on?

Else if vs. Switch case

Submitted By: admin on May 20, 2024

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Do you love else if or switch case?

Using Java

Submitted By: admin on May 17, 2024

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What version of Java do you use?

Commenting fun

Submitted By: admin on May 16, 2024

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Commenting is HTML is so different...

Working with legacy code

Submitted By: admin on May 14, 2024

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The new guy still needs time to adjust to legacy code.

Compile the compiler without the compiler

Submitted By: admin on May 14, 2024

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How did people in the 1970s compile the compiler without the compiler?